by Nathaniel Mela upon graduation from an anonymous college…
I just spent 5 years at college studying music history and theory that
you managed to teach me in just a couple semesters back in junior
high… I don’t know if that says more about you, or less about
(my college), but one way or another, I don’t think that I so much as
encountered one name, piece or music characteristic in college that I
was not already familiar with.